2009 Safari
The Safari Report By Charlie
Depending on which “old timer” you talked to, this was
either the muddiest or the second muddiest event on record for the
Two Rivers Jeep Club. So people should have been unhappy, right? Well,
Jeepers, or maybe I should say off-roaders, don’t think that
way. In fact, I didn’t hear a single complaint either day!
I guided on Hopewell Views the first day and had Doug, Jennifer, and
Maddie Watret to back me up as tail gunners. We had eleven Jeeps
that made the trek to the trailhead, mostly via some back roads that
paralleled Six Mile Creek. My “shotgun” was a
reporter for the Pike County Express, armed only with a camera and
a good attitude. We took a few minutes to air down and get
recovery gear out, and discovered that most of the people I was guiding
were people that I had been out with before. As is usual, we
had the drivers meeting on the Hopewell Indian mound that gives the
trail its name. It started to drizzle, so we headed out through
the horse pens on the access road. We didn’t exactly
slide down the first hill, but it was touchy! After the three
point turn to get into the creek, it was a slimy mess to get out
up a clay bank
After strapping a few, it was on to the next obstacle- a long moderately
steep slope that would be too slick for those with all terrain or
street tires. Even being locked on both ends was no help when
there were other factors lacking. A Jeep with a winch was stationed
at the top of the hill for assisting the winchless and Doug manned
that point while I was being boss, er, giving great
advice on how best to make the hill. Heck, most of them made it! Remember,
Doug was at the top? And, being somewhat decrepit, I needed
a rid e- so I climbed in with Jennifer and Maddie. Jennifer
didn’t really want to make the run up the hill, but with my
expert coaching, she did it with style! (Jennifer- please note
that I didn’t say anything about that small tree that jumped
out in front of you…)
We ran the rest of the trail “backwards”, hoping to avoid
problems in climbing out of the creek trail. We went up to where
the future extension of the trail will go on the newly accessed property,
then turned around and headed back through the trail on the West side
of the property. We did more winching for some of our
crew, and broke for lunch and B.S. as soon as we cleared the timber. When
we jumped back in the trail, we headed to the creek trail and ended
up with some more strapping where a bend in the creek had allowed a
mud hole to form. It was rock bottomed, but getting to
it was the trick. The rest of the trail was pretty uneventful.
We had quite a bit of time, but not enough to run the McCartney trail. By
popular vote (me and my big mouth…), we decided to take the “scenic
route” back to town. We drove the back roads again, and
crossed Six Mile Creek into the Seven Crossing road. In spite
of all the rain, the Seven Crossing road was carrying very little water. We
then ran down the Cold Creek road and turned up the lane going by Hamer
and Jenny’s Ridge Rambler and on into Pittsfield.
I thought I’d take it easy and go out with Hamer and Jenny Saturday. Yeah,
Right!! Uh, they needed a tail gunner. 1.5 inches of rain
overnight! We went around the pipeline and did wonderfully well
for – oh maybe half an hour. That hill was slick, wasn’t
it? I never got to it; they cut an easy out that half of us took
and most winched. While waiting on the trail for the shenanigans
up ahead, we winched another Jeep back on the trail that slid off when
he tried to move up. It looked like we didn’t know what
we were doing with cable attached to both ends and both being powered
in at the same time. With the wheels turning on the “off” Jeep,
we were able to get him back on the trail and off of the BIG stump
he was resting against. Then I powered mine out and he was pulled to
semi solid footing. (I don’t think that was covered in
the Recovery class.) When everybody was clear, I drove out the “easy
out”, disappointing those ready to winch me through. Hey, it
was dinnertime!
After lunch, we ran the “Cloverleaf Loop” backwards. That
put a ditch crossing right near the start which would have been no
problem coming from the other way. Of course, the hill we came
down would have been a real challenge going up, so it was the lesser
of two evils. More strapping ensued at the ditch, and it just
got slicker and slicker. Some of us made it with generous use
of the skinny pedal and a healthy dose of luck. Then, as we rode
up a hill, there was some brush in the way. Everything came to
a halt, and then when starting back up, Jenny’s Jeep let all
the smoke out of the wires, creating a deal of excitement. After troubleshooting
and isolating the offensive circuit, the starting circuit refused to
work. So Jenny locked it up (Murph has a way of finding these
things out, you know…), and climbed in the Jeep that was behind
her, and off we went for an eventful tour. We headed down a
long downhill over toward the South side, not really that steep, crossed
a small, water filled ditch, and up a grassy hill, not that hard. 1.5” of
rain last night, remember? More stucks, more strapping, and winching
on the grassy hill as it got slimy slick. The skinny pedal was
used by some with good effect, but here again, tire tread design came
into play. The more aggressive treads had less trouble. Well,
I didn’t want to hold things up, do I drove through the ditch
and up the hill. I love my YJ; it makes me look good!
Shortly after, we were getting ready to leave for town and Hamer asked
me to help get Jenny’s Jeep back to the house. We
headed back out and managed to turn the Jeep around and pulled it
back to the cabin where it awaited a mechanic’s attention. Pulling
the Jeep made me sweat a bit - my 4-banger started getting hot, so
I turned on the heater. It worked! It was enough additional
cooling and brought the engine temp back into the normal range.
So there’s my trail report. The other part that I enjoy
is B.S.ing with old acquaintances and new. We have a really diverse
group of people come together for these events and it seems that I
meet more new people each year. It’s fun to watch people
catching up with friends that they haven’t seen since last year. This
event, being held under difficult circumstances seemed to create some
stronger friendships- I guess if you’ve been getting muddy together
in a mutual effort to get things rolling again, it does create a stronger
bond.
To those of you that didn’t make this event: you missed
a good one, maybe one of the best ever. See you at the BLAST!